Friday, September 3, 2010

V.10 Dating Commandments ;)

One. Keep it simple and fun don't over think it. Men are genetically dumb
Two. Never leave any clues. Don't get caught playing around, this way you won't have to choose.
Three. Come and go as you please. Don't get to close, you know its better to tease
Four. If you want something more, plant the seeds let him think he came up with it before
Five. Keep the sex alive, scream his name and fake it before he arrives
Six. You and parents don't mix. Before you know it they think they got a wedding to fix
Seven. Tell him over again. "There will be no giving, if theres no receiving"
Eight. No rooting on the first date. Tell him "He's your first, not the twenty-eighth"
Nine. Remeber this line "Baby, you're the best" works every time
Ten. Tell your secrets to friends. You need an alibi? Its on them you depend

-Am8erhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yhoBf2PE3Y

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